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Elixir Days

A day,
near you.

Our team, our analyser, a venue you already go to. London and Essex first.

No Elixir Day is booked yet. This page is where every one will be posted — the venue, the town, the date — the moment it is confirmed. We do not list a day that does not exist, so an empty page here means an empty diary rather than a page nobody updated.
Tell me when there is one near me
What an Elixir Day is

Our team, our analyser,
a venue you already go to.

A booked day of blood testing somewhere you already are — a golf club, a workplace, a residential building. Ten minutes booked, the sample taken and run in the room, the result printed and explained before you leave, and every panel read by a GMC-registered clinician. London and Essex first, starting with the towns that have no clinic of ours nearby.

First venues under discussion: Chelmsford, Basildon and Harlow in Essex; the City and Canary Wharf in London. Each day gets its own page on the day it is booked — never before.

  • 10 minbooked slot
  • ~20 minsample to printed result
  • 0samples sent to a laboratory
The calendar meanwhile

The dates we are building around.

Not Elixir events — these are the health awareness dates in the public calendar, and the ones we are trying to put days near. Where a date lines up with something our panels actually measure, we have said which marker.

  1. Sat10Oct 2026 World Mental Health DayMarked worldwide since 1992; the WHO runs a theme each year.
  2. Sun18Oct 2026 World Menopause DayRun by the International Menopause Society.On our women’s panels: FSH, progesterone
  3. Sat14Nov 2026 World Diabetes DayLed by the International Diabetes Federation, on Frederick Banting’s birthday.On our panels: HbA1c
  4. Tue1Dec 2026 World AIDS DayThe first global health day, marked since 1988.
  5. Thu4Mar 2027 World Obesity DayRun by the World Obesity Federation.On our panels: HbA1c, hs-CRP
  6. Wed7Apr 2027 World Health DayThe anniversary of the WHO’s founding in 1948.
  7. Mon17May 2027 World Hypertension DayRun by the World Hypertension League.
  8. Tue25May 2027 World Thyroid DayMarked by thyroid federations across Europe and beyond.On our panels: TSH
  9. Mon31May 2027 World No Tobacco DayRun by the WHO since 1987.
  10. Mon14Jun 2027 World Blood Donor DayRun by the WHO to thank voluntary donors.

A marker on a panel means only that we measure that substance and explain the number to you — a measurement on one day is not a diagnosis. None of the dates above is an Elixir Day until it appears in the empty section at the top of this page.

Host a day Have somewhere thirty people would happily walk into? Clubs, offices and buildings across London and Essex. We bring everything; you provide a room and a door.
Host a day Or find a clinic testing now

Elixir Health is a point-of-care measurement service. Samples are analysed at the venue and never sent to a laboratory. A single measurement on a single day is not a diagnosis. Elixir is not a clinic or a pharmacy. 18+.

3–15 minon the analyser, in the room
No laboratorynothing is posted away
120 clinicspartner locations across the UK
From £39per marker
Elixir Days · near you

Tell me when a day is added near me.

One message per new Elixir Day within fifteen miles of your postcode area — the venue, the town, the date. Nothing else, ever. Its own permission, withdrawable in one click.

Type your full postcode if it is easier — we only keep the first part (the CM1 in CM1 1GU), because that is all we need to know which days are near you. We keep your name, email and that postcode area. No result, ever, decides whether you hear from us. How that works.

Who it is for

Ten people in one place.

If you can get ten people together, we can bring the testing to them. No one takes a morning off, no one travels, and everyone leaves with their own printed result.

Employers An office, a depot, a site. We work around shift patterns, and morning slots where the panel needs them.
Gyms and clubs A members' day in a room you already have. Retest at twelve weeks and the numbers mean something.
Residential and facilities A building's residents and the staff who look after it, in a room that is already there.
Charities and groups A team, a congregation, a men's health group. Somewhere people already gather.
The arrangement

We bring the difficult half.

What we bring
  • The analyser. Results read in the room, three to fifteen minutes. Nothing is posted to a laboratory.
  • The staff. Our own qualified phlebotomists.
  • The clinician. Every panel reviewed; anything outside the range referred within one working day.
  • The printed results. One per person, explained before they leave.
What you provide
  • A room. Private enough to sit down in. A table and two chairs is enough.
  • A list. Roughly how many, and when suits.
  • Nothing else. No equipment, no clinical space, no preparation.

Elixir is not a clinic or a pharmacy and makes no medical claims. A measurement on one day is not a diagnosis. 18+, UK only.

Host a day

Bring one to your people.

Ten people or more, at your office, site, club or gym. We bring the analyser and the staff; you provide a room and a table. Tell us roughly what you need and a person replies within one working day — no account, no login.